URINE NATION
I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome
Waiting in line to pee pee
the urinal line seemed to take forever
then it finally came down to me
I unzipped my toughskins
and pulled out my little wee wee
Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!"
but I couldnt spring a leak
I cant pee in front of you
but you can pee in front of me
I cant help it Ive got stage fright
Ive got Urinary Anxiety
And so it has been for 15 years
and I cant seem to shake my pee pee fears
Ive gotta have a lock on the bathroom door
before I can make the water fall on the floor
cant wait for the moment in the shower
hot water on my chest full power
laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain
I cant pee in front of you
but you can pee in front of me
I cant help it Ive got stage fright
Ive got Urinary Anxiety
Im getting better at breaking boundaries
Im learning to let myself be free
but whether I want this war or not
well just have to wait and see
When I can whip it out anywhere
whether or not anybodys there
when I can just relax and pee
then I can declare victory
Im on a mission
I dont need no permission
I can pee in front of you
and you can pee in front of me
I aint got no more stage fright
no Urinary Anxiety