FANCY DRESS FUNEWRAL
Lots of people die
Everyone in fact
But when im dead ive decided
Ill give something back
I wont bore the people witless
As a priest goes on and on
Ill give them fun and merriment
Even though im dead and gone
I want a fancy dress funeral
Fancy dress funeral
If you dont come as something cool
You inherit nothing, thats the rule
Fancy dress funeral
The only way to go
You cant take your money with you
But i dont want to give it away
So ill spend it all on the funeral
My very own special day
I want a fancy dress funeral
Fancy dress funeral
If you dont come as something cool
You inherit nothing, thats the rule
Fancy dress funeral
The only way to go
And when im dead
Deceased and gone and such
If a drunk would pee on my grave
Id thank him very much
I want a fancy dress funeral
Fancy dress funeral
If you dont come as something cool
You inherit nothing, thats the rule
Fancy dress funeral
The only way to go